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Directionless Twat
05:42
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Driving through Kirkstall, trying to get myself home
Stuck behind drivers who don't seem to understand
No indication, no way to tell
What they are thinking
Which way they want to go
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
Left or right now?
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
Choose a direction
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
You Directionless Twat!!
I'm at the crossroads, looking at them
Wondering if I can safely cross or not
If they turn left, or if they right,
I could just walk to the other side, but no!
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
Left or right now?
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
Choose a direction
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be?
You Directionless Twat!!
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2. |
Ginnel Dick
04:43
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Road man. What is a road man?
Well, urban dictionary has a few definitions
Maybe they wear black puffer jackets and Air Max 97s
Maybe act hard and hang out ii shady spots by the LFC
Maybe they wear black balaclavas and three layers of coat
And drive around menacingly on electric bikes
But one thing's for sure
You ain't no road man
You're a ginnel dick! Ginnel Dick! Ginnel Ginnel Ginnel Dick!
What the hell's a ginnel?
Ginnel is Yorkshire for an alley
Note that a ginnel is definitely not a road
So no matter how hard you think you
No many how many coats and balaclavas you wear
No matter how silent your electric bike is
If you're in a ginnel
Then you ain't no road man
You're Ginnel Dick!
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3. |
Don't Let Me Down
04:48
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The nights are getting colder
The fire's getting low
And I'm just getting older
But maybe there's still time
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
It's not going so well now
Stiff competition
A shadow of his former glory
A victor only in memory
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
But I have the faith
The faith in a little blue
And the will, oh, the will
That a victor will rise
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
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4. |
Not Dead Yet
04:25
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Not Dead Yet
No I'm not dead yet
Not dead yet
Not dead yet
If there's still some life in you
Then get up off your fat ass and sing
Not dead yet
Wrong
Everything's wrong
Everyone's wrong
Midlife existential crisis
Seems worse than it is
Papercut on my thumb
Stubbed my toe on a rock
Manflu, Manflu
A bit under the weather
Again, again, again, not this shit again
When I'm so tired I can barely open my eyes
When I just want to give up before I even try
There's one only thing to say...
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5. |
Dingleberry Fyn
05:57
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Sometimes you find a piece of shit stuck to your ass, stuck to your ass
They just won't leave you alone
Can't seem to shake them, shake them off your ass
That shit is stuck to you like glue
And there's nothing you can do, there's nothing you can do
They dingle dangle hanging on
Dingleberry Fyn
That's the mess we're in
Dingleberry Fyn
I'll take it on my chin
What kind of low life are you?
Stag do fucker, stag do stag do fuck
There's just nowhere on the plane for me to go
Stag do stuck, stag do stag do stuck
There's just no way for me to escape
Even headphones can't block you fuckers out
They still dingle dangle hanging on
Dingleberry Fyn
That's the mess we're in
Dingleberry Fyn
I'll take it on my chin
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6. |
Not My Name
04:20
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Moose Wrench Leeds, UK
Moose Wrench are a trio of lost souls from the dark places betwixt time and space that make an existential dad-bod alt-core racket dealing with essential life issues like poor driving and man flue. Originally found wandering the Nevada desert having fled from a flock of flying monkeys, they have landed on their moose feet in Leeds to demonstrate their mid-life suffering so you don’t have to. Bless ... more
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